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ASIAN MISCONCEPTION AWARENESS ANYONE?

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MisoAmerican will present Asian/Asian-American misconceptions found everywhere! But how do you feel about it? Let us know, leave comments!!

It’s rare I say this…

January 26th, 2009

Now whether this was for comedy purposes or not…

It’s rare that something has me saying this, yes I’m embarrassed to be Asian… for like the 5 minutes of my life that I watched this:

After…. I came back to reality…. I realized that hey.. I’m Asian and ridiculously good looking! And I could get a non-Asian female if I wanted, all without making a music video on youtube!

…. Problem solved…

-General Mao

P.S. Did you cringe when I said “I’m Asian and .. looking…could….get. music… youtube”? If you did, you’re probably Asian too, because what I just re-quoted made no sense what-so-ever, but you still understood it.

Oh yeah…. and daps brotha, you’re girlfriend is hot!!!! (yea I said that shit…)

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He’s a killer at heart… and he’s not Asian! but his last name is KIM? Odd…. He seems to know all of our mystical Asian arts of killing!

Mao Out!

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2009 is great… lets show something from 2008, before we proceed!

and I found this… I guess we have a Filipino double to fill in for the president, hence the plot for Vantage Point, a terrible movie from 2008!




Welcome to the PI Obama!!!!

Luckily it’s 2009!

-General Mao

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Happy New Years!

January 5th, 2009

I’m a little late in wishing everyone a happy new years… well HAPPY NEW YEARS!

The year is now 2009, have you check to see if your refrigerator is still running?

get ready for success….

-General Mao

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Are you the type that dislikes invites to holiday parties, simply because you’re afraid it will be a horrible time?

Well, I’m not and you shouldn’t be either!

Thank you Olivia and Monique for hosting a great holiday bash! The food was great and best of all I found an awesome website in your book marks (MisoAmerican.com)!!!!!

Merry Christmas to all from MisoAmerican.com!

If you guys all wanted something entertaining, check this!


China’s Christmas on Ice!

And you’re all invited to the MisoAmerican X-mas party…

If you didn’t realize… it happened a while ago, thanks for showing up….JERKS!

-General Mao

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So this guy definitely needs to stop playing with himself. Yes, I said it! He needs to stop… go out … and make some new friends!

Well maybe I need to stop writing and find some friends too!

On a brighter side…. MisoAmerican.com will be shifting gears. We’re going into the adult entertainment industry! Get ready 2009!

As a matter of fact, I’ll write a new post later reminding you all that… yes, MisoAmerican will be entering into ADULT ENTERTAINMENT!
-GeneralMao

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It’s a little known fact, we’re all a little crazy. Well I think the saying goes, talking to yourself is okay, responding back to yourself… IS NOT OKAY!

Either way, I don’t know where I’m going with this but I found myself seeing these Asian people on the streets and driving in cars… I can’t figure out the hype? I think it just helps older Asian women to drive worse! Thanks alot My Mom is a fob.com!





Don’t play with your food! Eat dog instead!
-General Mao

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The title of this post says it all, even to this day… Bruce Lee was known and still is known worldwide. He was and is admired by many and on top of that those people are all of a different ethnic background.

I can remember vividly the many times I would watch his movies, even to this day I find myself watching them and finding them simple yet elegant and full of philosophy.

Times have changed significantly, it is rare to find someone who can stay in the spot light for a long period of time without everything crashing down under them. When one dies who is a figure in media at an early age, many speculations arise. I am truly glad his name was never soiled by the filth that we have in today’s media.

This all has arisen from two NEW Nokia N65 internet commercials which rightfully portray Bruce Lee as a person stronger than we could ever truly imagine.



-General Mao

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Happy Thanksgiving

November 26th, 2008

Do you remember when you were younger? They used to play this every Thanks giving!

Happy Thanksgiving from MisoAmerican.COM!

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WORD!

This is a pretty crazy advancement in technology… must be from those darned Japanese! With their Power Rangers and other strange technology…..

If being green means drinking your own pee…. count me out!

-General Mao

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